3rd Grade Quotes VI

One of my students approached me as I used the paper cutter...

Student - "Blade and small children. Recipe for disaster."



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Me - "I know some of you must have strong feelings about the end of the year. This is a time we should REALLY listen to our friends. I want you to turn to a neighbor and ask them how they are feeling."


Student (turns to her neighbor)- "How do you feel about OREOS?"



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Student 1 - "Okay Everyone, we need to make rules about Justin Bieber."

Student 2 - "First rule about Justin Bieber: Don't call him a GIRL."




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It was the beginning of the year and I asked one of my students to write his name on a sticky note for me...


Student - "I was hoping I didn't have to write anything this year. My handwriting SUCKS."




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"Dollar Tree toys are a rip-off. You buy them, then they break five seconds later. RIP-OFF."