3rd Grade Quotes V

"My favorite body part is my ear because I like to listen to Justin Bieber."




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Me - "It's not the end of the world. We just need to focus on making respectful choices now."

Student -"It IS the end of the world because my mom is going to ground me from video games. Video games are my life."

Me - "I predict you will make respectful choices and play again soon."

Student - "I'm going to be grounded forever."

Me - "What video games do you like to play?"

Student - "Violent ones."



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"Good morning, Mrs. Goldmann. Check out my new jacket. It was a hundred dollars. Black Friday special."




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‎"My class at my other school had thirty-one kids. Yeah. Try teaching THAT, Mrs. Goldmann."