3rd Grade Quotes

Student - “3rd Grade is SOOO hard.”
Me - “What is it you think is difficult?”
Student - “Division.”
Me - “Have we studied division yet?”
Student - “No. But it’s REALLY hard.”



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“Mrs. Goldmann, you are really funny when you’ve had too much coffee.”



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Me - “Tell me about a time when you felt proud.”
Student - "I felt proud when I let a woman sleep in my room.”


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Student- “I play Halo everyday after school. Do you play Halo, Mrs. Goldmann?”
Me - “I’m not a huge fan of guns...but I like car racing games!”
Student - “Once I saw an angel when I was tying my shoes.”



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Me - (giving instructions about a complicated dictionary activity we were about to do) “Any questions? This is going to be so much fun!”
Student - “Yeah. For YOU.”



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“Why is it that EVERY teacher just loves Diet Coke?”



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“I smell like a number twenty from Jack in the Box.”




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“My dad told me that anytime you are sick, it’s in your head. He said you just think it away and it will go away.”




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“Mrs. Goldmann, you are always singing songs! Can I make a request?”



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