3rd Grade Quotes III

Student - “Mrs. Goldmann, we want to tell you a secret. We were thinking you could come to our sleepover.”



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"So, Mrs. Goldmann...you are going to have a sub tomorrow? When are you going to be back? And can't MR. Goldmann just be the sub?"



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"Mrs. Goldmann, sometimes when I say things to you, you are like, 'What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China?'"



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2nd grader - "Mrs. Goldmann, what do you teach like? I bet you say, 'HEY YOU! STOP TALKING!!'"

3rd Grader - "No. She doesn't say that. She says 'Uh oh. No talking please.'"



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Parent - "I don't know why my son is so talkative! He is like this at home too. I don't know where he gets it from!"

Student - "I get it from YOU, Mom."



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“Mrs. Goldmann, check out these laptop erasers I got. It’s like I’ve got a real laptop, you know? Two-pack at the dollar tree. Pretty sweet deal.”



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Me - “I really, really want to thank you guys for making such mature and respectful choices in the classroom! I’m really proud of you and excited to have you as my students for the rest of the year.”

Student - “Our soccer team played really bad today at recess. We lost.”



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Student- "My mom is thirty and my grandma is twenty-one."

Me - Your grandma is twenty-one?"

Student - "Yep. She's told me that since I was little."



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Student - "Wanna know why I don't like to eat pineapples? It's because it hurts the tip of my tongue. That's just what happens to brown people."

Me - "Who told you that?"

Student- "I did. When my brother ate a pineapple it didn't hurt his tongue and he's white." (Please note he was eating a pineapple slice while telling me this story)



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"I think that people who act like they know everything just want to be the center of attention."



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Teacher - "When you study, you are using skills. What are some skills that you have?"

Student - "Building Legos."




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"You are the best teacher in the world. I told you that in only my nine years of life."



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"I love to play Mario Bros. Mario is Italian. If you don't know this, you don't know Mario."