3rd Grade Quotes IV

"I don't understand why the Grinch stole Christmas. If he didn't like Christmas, why didn't he just make up his OWN holiday?"



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Student 1 - "Mrs. Goldmann you are sooo good with glitter! Did you go to Talent School or something?"

Student 2 - "No. She's talented because her mom is talented. When your mom is talented, it passes to you."



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"By the way, Mrs. Goldmann, you should know that Godzilla is a three hundred feet tall fire breathing lizard."




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‎Me - "Oh! I didn't know you guys were coming into the classroom during lunch/recess today!"

Student - "Yeah, we decided to surprise you."



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"Mrs. Goldmann, you should come over to my house and play American Idol with me."




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"Mrs. Goldmann, Chuck Norris can rub two ice cubes together and make a fire."




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"...also, Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at it and dares it to grow."




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Student - “Watch this Mrs. Goldmann, I can bite this pretzel and make it look like a tree.”

Me - “Nice! I learn a lot from you!”


Student - “I know. I learn a lot from myself too.”




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‎"So do you like the princess I painted for you? It didn't take me long to do. Only, like, fifteen minutes. I had to hurry because I had to use my sister's paint brush before she came back in the room."




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Me (addressing the class)- "Is everyone ready to take their plural endings test?"

Student - "Oh, I was BORN ready!"




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"I'm finished reading my novel about Justin Bieber, Mrs. Goldmann. I'm going to give it to you now."




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Me (addressing the class) - "Today is different. I need you all to go out to recess after lunch, because I have to go to a meeting. You can stay in if you want to next week."

Student 1 - "Ooooh! Mrs. Goldmann, your eye make up looks so good today!"

Student 2 - "Oh yeah! It looks like purple eye shadow!"




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Me - "We are all going to practice giving compliments about each other's personalities. Turn to your neighbor and give them a compliment."

Student - "Mrs. Goldmann, you have very good fluency and accuracy."