Saturday, January 22, 2011

3rd Grade Quotes II

“Oh my gosh!! Oh my gosh!! When I open and shut my eyes really fast, it’s like I’m in some crazy movie!”


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“You’re nice. I used to go to this other school where my teacher was, like, really mean. Once I asked her why she was cranky and she said it was because of her husband.”



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One of my all time favorite quotes:


“Mrs. Goldmann, I noticed you keep picking up the markers that don’t work and trying to use them...so I hid them for you.”





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Kid - “Hey, Mom! I can focus my ears.”
Mom - “Oh really? Can you focus them on me?”
Kid - “No. Just, like, cars and stuff.”



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“Mrs. Goldmann is a beautiful name.”



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"Um, you know what Mrs. Goldmann? All of the things in the classroom will stay where they are over the weekend." (He motioned to all of the items in the classroom as he said this...very philosophical.)



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"I have to go to the health office because I'm allergic to the cold."




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"By the way, Mrs. Goldmann, sometimes I can be very obnoxious."




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Me - "Time to get out your flash cards and practice your math facts!"
Student - "Today is picture day! I can't decide if I should wear my collar up or down."



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I came back to my classroom the day after my students had a substitute. One of my girls said this to me:


"I missed you yesterday, Mrs. Goldmann. I thought about you a lot. I wondered what outfit you were wearing too."

1 comment:

  1. I love these! I'm so glad you started a blog, this will be my daily dose of laughter. I especially like the one about wondering what you were wearing the day you weren't in class, lol.

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